1. "They Call Me Russell, The Love Muscle"
2. "Your As Beautiful As My Ex-Girlfriend"
3. "Hang On, I Gotta Call My Ex-Girlfriend"
4. "My Ex-Girlfriend Liked That Movie Too"
5. "My Ex-Girlfriend Didn't Have Any Gag Reflexes"
6. "Did You See The Ass On That Girl?"
7. "I've Got Her Address, If You Need It"
8. "I'll Bet Five Dollars, That I Can Get Her Digits"
9. "Me And My Ex Did EVERYTHING Together"
10. "Me And The Guys Are Going To The Clubs Tonight"

To Tell A Police Officer After Getting Pulled Over:

1. "What!!!, Do You Know Who I Am?"
2. "I Just Love A Man In Uniform"
3. "How Much Will It Cost For Me To Drive Away?"
4. "I Got What You Need"
5. "WWWAAATTTZZZ   UUUPPP???"
6. "Dude I Swear I'm Not High"
7. "Fuck The Police"
8. "Are You Wired?, 'Cause I Know I Am"
9. "There's Absolutely Nothing Illegal In This Car"
10. "Nope, I Swear I'm Not A Drug Dealer"